A Women's Dictionary

These were culled from the newspapers and interpretations were made to the terms used. Enjoy.

40-ish - 49 years old

adventurous-slept with everyone

athletic-no tits

average looking- ugly

beautiful-pathological liar

contagious smile-does a lot of pills

emotionally secure-on medication

feminist- fat

free spirit- junkie

fun-annoying

new age-body hair in the wrong places

open-minded- desperate

outgoing-loud and embarassing

passionate- sloppily drunk

professional- bitch

voluptuous- obese

large frame- huge

wants soul mate- stalker


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